The African continent is completely ridiculous sometimes and we have to appreciate it in all it’s ridiculousness cause otherwise, what is life even?

Watch as this guy gets his a** handed to him after allegedly trying to rob a woman he mistakenly thought was defenceless… turns out she was everything but.

Let this be a lesson to all y’all who think sexual harassment is a joke…

JOHANNESBURG (In Other News) – The “third force” involved in Nhlanhla Nene’s dismissal may be the ubiquitous power featured in George Lucas’s Star Wars. This is according to former finance Minister Trevor Manuel who believes an “outside hand” was behind the events that unfolded on December 9.

FYI: Your favorite movie may be ruined forever…

How do you, as host of one of the planet’s most watched shows, screw up this badly on live television?

CAPE TOWN (In Other News) – Christmas shoppers across South Africa have greeted the recent interest rate hike in the US with indifference and wonder. Conversations with shoppers in a rush to spend money yielded responses that ranged from surprise to downright confusion.

Not sure what television show this was taken from, but as soon as the toothless oke starts laughing you can’t help but crack up.

(In Other News) – Mega sites Google and Yahoo have been recruited to help remove South African President Zuma from office. The sites will join Facebook and Twitter in a coordinated effort to “click” the president out of government.

Light Xenophobia… with just a dash of diplomacy. Funny man Noah thinks Trump is so similar to African leaders that, while he’s obviously not suited to American politics, here in Africa he’ be king!

It’s been a year packed full of drama. From the Paris attacks to Mali, Lebanese bombings to, well… Donald Trump and Jacob Zuma; but this will make all that worthwhile.

Yup, there are folks out there who actually believe that solar panels are draining the sun of its energy and as such have decided that their town won’t host such devilry.

CAPE TOWN (In Other News) – A new study released today indicates South Africans has upped their interest in leaving the country from “maybe” to “almost definitely”.

The internet is freaking out over what is essentially just a person smashing her face into baked goods, because… internet.

UNION BUILDINGS (In Other News) – South African President Jacob Zuma has apologised to his country for not doing his worst. Speaking during a live broadcast from the Union Buildings yesterday, a disappointed Zuma cited a heavy workload and various overseas commitments for his poor performance.

Oh dear; perhaps el presidente should spend a little more time brushing up on his geography and a little less time sabotaging the South African economy.

If you’re a dad then your blood is no doubt boiling already, but have a look anyway; would you be able to keep your cool on camera for some of these?

PRETORIA (In Other News) – Singer-songwriter Steve Hofmeyr has expressed a “real and deep” desire to be South Africa’s version of property mogul Donald Trump. Speaking from his only property in Pretoria, the Agter Elke Man star said Trump was “blazing a trail” for bigots around the world.

Deep Fried Man did this funny little song for people like Steve Hofmeyr who seem to be under the impression that there’s some conspiracy to take out white folks. Sigh.

HARARE (In Other News) – Aid of $60bn donated to Africa from China has prompted Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe to brush up on his geography. Reportedly “over the moon” about the donation, the ageing leader quickly set out to find out exactly where it came from.

(In Other News) – In a gesture widely regarded as team-building initiative, the Supreme Court of Appeal has issued a formal invite to the High Court to join them for “drinks and snacks” at their end-of-year function in Bloemfontein.

CAPE TOWN (In Other News) – ANC Western Cape leader Marius Fransman has stated he prefers “playing games” to leading the province.

Ever been parked in and wished you could just lift your car up and move it?

#BreakUpIn5Words is trending on Twitter and folks are going nuts… oh and it’s kinda funny too.

(In Other News ) – Julius Malema has revealed he rarely knows what he’s talking about. In a frank interview, the leader said he’s “as surprised as anyone” by the words coming out of his mouth sometimes.