From Oprah’s “everyone gets something” to things that latested longer than David van Rooyen’s term, here are some of the best reactions from Twitter.

More and more current and former ANC members are adding their voices to the chorus of people speaking out against Jacob Zuma.

“Do not stop by my hood every four year with your cameras clicking… the apocalypse is approaching.”

The Blitzboks have two fixtures left in the pool stages, with Kenya and England to come.

The Sevens have arrived in Cape Town and so have the crowds. Here are some of the outfits in the stands.

The English press have been scathing in their criticism of president Jacob Zuma after his sacking of finance minister Nhlanhla Nene.

President Zuma seems to be the only person in South Africa who cannot see how firing Finance Minister Nene was a bad idea.

President Zuma’s decision to give his finance minister the boot has led to all sorts of reactions.

Out of the respondents, a worrying 75% said they had paid a bribe in the last year.

Well, if you’re looking for a positive in this: if you live overseas, now is a really good time to come back home for a visit.

“Yesterday she asked me if I would brighten the contrast in the room. After awhile I figured out that she just wanted the lights on.”

One of the attackers can be heard saying: “You raped my daughter”.

The Proteas casualty list is still full ahead of their four Test series against England.

We just hope Samuel L. Jackson gets a visa if it comes to that.

“Hopefully it’s organic.”

It’s the silly season, folks. Be careful.

Former South African captain, Graeme Smith, admitted that he has pondered the possibility of returning to the international game.

Durban born, Andre Botha has been heralded a hero for saving the life of American pro surfer Evan Geiselman after a major fall at Pipeline on the north shore of Oahu, Hawaii.

Not great when two skollies show up in your house and the people who are supposed to be protecting you are napping.

A brave woman fought back against her attacker and bit off a piece of his tongue before she was overpowered.

Gold bars worth nearly R20 million were seized at OR Tambo last week and SARS are investigating whether immigration officials were in on the deal.

The faux pas will be etched into the internet for all eternity, but at least the ANC Women’s acknowledged their mistake.

Because who hasn’t tried to teach their dog how to skateboard, right?

The Blitzbokke will face a stern test in the Cape Town Sevens after being pooled alongside England, Zimbabwe and Kenya. Having failed to defend their Dubai title, they have a lot to make up for.

When you want to be an activist, but you forget the name of the person you’re campaigning against… awks.