Chuck Norris

Photos of Chuck Norris. Image via Instagram @chicknorris

10 hilarious Chuck Norris jokes: Actor’s age revealed on his birthday

Happy birthday is in order for this legendary action actor. Here are 10 Chuck Norris jokes that will have you in stitches.

Chuck Norris

Photos of Chuck Norris. Image via Instagram @chicknorris

Iconic actor Chuck Norris received a bunch of sweet wishes on is birthday on Sunday, 10 March. He has since taken to Instagram to thank his fans for the love.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ACTION ACTOR CELEBRTAED ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Chuck Norris was born in 1940, making him 84 years old. Over the years, he has been in several films including Logan’s War: Bound By Honour, The Delta Force, HellBound, Walker Texas Ranger, and more.

His best of fans have recently wished him well on his special day and had the iconic action star in his feelings.

“You know, I am 84 today but I feel like I am 48,” Norris said in an Instagram video. “Thank you all for the wonderful birthday wishes. God bless, “he added.

Evidently still in good shape, in the clip, Norris can be seen punching a boxing bag outside in the blazing sun. He opened up with his fans once more and said that he was “feeling good and staying active” even at his age.

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Chuck Norris turned 84. Image via Instagram @chucknorris

10 FUNNY CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

Chuck Norris’ tough guy reputation has inspired several memes and jokes about him. Here are 10 of some of the best Chuck Norris jokes according to Parade Magazine:

1. “Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent”.

2. “Chuck Norris makes onions cry”.

3. “The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris”.

4. “There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist”.

5. “Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick butt at the same time”.

6. “Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage”.

7. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost”.

8. “It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes”.

9. “Chuck Norris doesn’t need to shave. His beard is scared to grow”.

10. “When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders”.

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