The world is quite interesting when you’re a woman. Some Twitter users decided to share what it’s like being a woman and it is witty and utterly original. Check it out:
I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) July 16, 2015
boy: i wished girls liked sports
girl: i like sports
boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s
— jordie (@jbaigs) May 17, 2015
sometimes i forget that men have the right of way on the sidewalk and i feel so silly !!
— mary houlihan (@maryhoulie) August 15, 2015
Birth control pills are like cute little advent calendars for a really shitty holiday.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) April 18, 2013
Women's deodorant scents: rose, cotton, spring, meadow
Men's: WINTER ICE, SHARKNADO, GLACIER PUNCH, ANTIFREEZE, GUN
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) December 1, 2014
We asked 500 men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 1, 2015
Recipe for liberation as a woman: eat five man buns with heads still attached, claim new power
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 7, 2015
Hillary Clinton's resting face is "I just sat through 50 years of mansplaining."
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 15, 2015
We should probably stop applauding men for marrying accomplished women as if they adopted a blind one-legged rescue dog
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) January 2, 2015
If you're not a woman who's laughing while doing yoga, your life is empty & meaningless. pic.twitter.com/qsRgAKCWlE
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 29, 2015
A cat-caller just said he wants to get "all up in my business" which is great because my taxes are complicated and I could use the help.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 21, 2015
20 Things That Women Should Stop Wearing After The Age of 30
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgments
— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 3, 2015
Run down the grocery aisle throwing things into your cart chanting "a woman's right to choose!"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 9, 2014
The moral of Beauty and the Beast is that looks don't matter, as long as you're a man.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 27, 2015
baby: DESTROY THE FUCKIN PATRIARCHY *guitar solo*
— giovedì (@fuckxlee) October 31, 2015
thank god i found someone who loves me for who I am, who doesn't mind my tetanus or my glibness or my octopus form in which I eat children
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) November 9, 2015
Coming back to work after getting your eyebrows threaded at lunch like pic.twitter.com/OVZs2JUoxM
— Ailbhe Malone (@ailbhetross) September 24, 2015
To the small girl who came to the desk with a fistful of correct change clutching Adventure Stories for Boys: YOU CRUSH THAT PATRIARCHY GIRL
— armchair books (@armchairbooks) October 12, 2015
I just love that you are a normal, cool girl.
*subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair*
— molly (@MollySneed) April 17, 2015
when it's been 20 years and you're still fed up of listening to men pic.twitter.com/TUCV9mFMCp
— ? (@karenmoodys) July 11, 2015