Watch: Thief caught stuffing a

Watch: Thief caught stuffing a live python down his pants [video]

Look, if there’s one place you don’t want to be putting a live snake it’s within striking distance of your manhood.

Watch: Thief caught stuffing a

This guy was caught on CCTV camera stealing a $200 pastel ball python from a reptile shop in Portland, Oregon.

The owner of the shop apparently found it quite funny and added that the thief was lucky it wasn’t feeding day…