Sorry? What? Eh?
Opinion

Sorry? What? Eh?

THE OPTIMIST | Poor souls, you will get bashed on the subway, boob swiped on the bus, have people spit on your neck, share sweat at the end of the day and make friends with the foxes who prefer nappies to food.

The Optimist | The ‘other’ Eng
Opinion

The Optimist | The ‘other’ English Summer

You have to laugh at the Londoners around you when the temperature soars. All bouncy in the morning, singing ‘Oh what a beautiful morning’ as they jump on their bicycles or walk briskly to the underground. Poor fools, just give it a few hours. Evening time and our tiny balconies are littered with corpses, finally having succumbed to the wilting of the day.