14 silly questions tourists asked online about visiting South Africa

These pearls were found on VirtualTourist.com, and yes, they are legitimate questions.

This chic needed advise on how not to get raped

I am worried about the two days in Cape Town. I plan on dress conservatively and never venturing out on my own. What other advice is crucial??

And this older woman has similar concerns

I plan not to wear expensive jewelry and I’m not going out at night, but is there any other precaution I can take? I’d hate to be imprisoned in my hotel room

This guy wanted something more traditional to celebrate the new year

We want to join a cultural new year party in SA, does anyone advice for us ?

And this guy was just desperate

My friend is in Capetown and friday night was chased and his guide shot which made him go off the road and he hit a teenage girl. The guide and girl are in hospital he has head trauma but was released, his wallet and credits cards and cash taken- and his passport taken by police and hospital until he pays for girls hospital stay..no access to bank as ID and contact numbers also gone- anything anyone can do?

This player knew what he wanted

Please where can I get beautiful babes in Cape town, I am coming for a two day sholiday

And this guy really wanted to get to know a lion

Please, recommend me a place that I can do a safari with my family, because my dream is knowing a lion.

This bro was in a bit of a pickle

Pls i need people can elite me about my overstayed in south africa i overstayed here for 1 year then i want to go back to Nigeria but i don’t know maybe i will pay for the fine in airport…

And this guy just wanted to see it all

Where a tour can see the difference of the shacks to the mansions in Soweto?

This person needed a traffic report for Kruger National Park

I have read that the Christmas holiday is not the best period to visit Kruger because it’s crowded. But what does it mean? Is there real traffic? Could I find myself in a long line of cars?

And these old fogies needed some reassurance

How safe is it at the moment to travel? We are pensioners in a motohome.

This guy was trying to find a lekker spot in Bloemfontein

Where in bloemfontein is a romantic place where i can take my fiance

And this oke reckoned he needed insurance

Should we get more insurance on the rental car, just in case an animal decides to play with us?

This guy did not want to part with his rifle

We will be traveling in S.Africa with a rifle. Part of the time, we plan to be in KNP about 17 days. Will we be allowed to take the rifle with us in park or can you suggest somewhere outside of park that will store it?

This person was extremely worried about a fly

I am particularly worried about the tsetse fly and what color of clothing would be best in both places. I am hoping I can wear blue or black in South Africa ( garden route) at least. While on safari, we will be wearing more neutral clothing but wonder if the darker colors like brown or grey will attract the fly also.

And this guy didn’t even make sense

hi were can i find the gps coordants for all the thinks in the segmant in a day

 

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