Ok kids, you can geek out now. The US has been testing this bad boy in the Persian Gulf for months now and it’s doing exactly what they want it to… blowing sh*t up! Well, they were a bit more measure in their response, saying that it’s range and durability is impressive — yawn.
The laser gun, called LaWS, as in laser weapon system — it’s so original, like can’t even. Why not something like energy laser beam of absolute awesomeness, or ELBAA for short… also, sounds like the noise your enemies will make when they burst into flames — can be seen here disabling a speedboat approaching the USS Ponce, with no actual visible beam.
LaWS has been a project in the making for a few years now; in 2011 it destroyed a few small boats when it was tested from a navy destroyer, and in 2012 it knocked out several aircraft. Only recently, however, did they put the 30 kilowatt gun into real combat mode. In terms of durability, the machine has withstood a sandstorm in the persian gulf, with almost no damage and losing no alignment.
Perhaps the biggest deal about this laser is the cost factor. While they’re certainly not cheap to build, it costs a mere 59 cents (US) to fire. That’s a little under R7 per shot, making it cheaper than almost every other form of weapon to operate. All the other bits to make the ALBAA work, like generators and cooling systems can easily be fitted to the ship it operates off, and that’s another thing… this bad boy can be fitted to almost any navy vessel.
The US Navy is already working on more powerful versions — a 100 kilowatt and 150 kilowatt version will be available soon — of the laser, and are fully capable of rolling these out for combat purposes, as soon as the red tape surrounding this new form of weaponry is sorted out by the pentagon. Now, conspiracy theorists, calm your t*ts. They’re not going to be blowing up cities or the moon or anything like that… oh and your dagga plantation in Hout Bay is safe too.