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Johannesburg family of four dies from eating the wrong shrooms, like totally

Don’t let your folks feed you mushrooms when the only dietary education they’ve had took place at Alien Safari. These poor kids kicked the bucket, because their parents didn’t have a clue.

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Four people in Olievenhoutbosch died after eating poisonous mushrooms… they apparently thought it a great idea to ‘live off the land’ without having a clue as to what is edible and what isn’t.

The four deceased, two parents and two children, through the parent’s stupidity, leave behind one school-going kid who now needs to fend for herself.

Let’s hope the sole survivor doesn’t share their parent’s Darwinian predisposition.

Gauteng education department sent their condolences, saying that “it is a great loss to the development of the nation when young children die”, parents who feed their children poisonous mushrooms, on the other hand, probably aren’t that big a loss.