Speaking during her sister’s birthday party over the weekend, it has emerged that the First Lady of Zimbabwe has found the explanation for her sons’ loutish lifestyle…
They are possessed. Possessed by evil spirits.
It’s an interesting theory Grace is proposing: It rules out anything they may have learned from their Father’s entitled attitude and massive lack of respect for others, as well as completely absolving their parenting methods from questioning.
The best explanations are always the most convenient ones, hey?
Robert Junior and Chatunga Bellarmine moved to the affluent suburb of Sandton in Johannesburg earlier in the year. Their ages are up for speculation, but Chatunga is believed to be in his early twenties.
Since their residency in South Africa though, they have caused nothing but trouble with their wild socialite ways: They received complaints almost every day from their neighbours, who were at their wits end with the constant noise.
Their crusade of boozing and drug-abusing came to a halt a couple of weeks ago, however, when a brawl with security staff saw the boys evicted from the property in SA’s richest square mile.
Naturally, their mother is reaching for the crucifix and holy water to deal with the problem, according to a NewZimbabwe.com report:
“Nowadays there are spirits attacking our children. The spirit of drinking, drug abuse and doing other abnormal things way beyond their age.”
“I am telling you because the behaviour of children does not matter if they are the president’s children or not. All children are mischievous these days.”
The boys are leaving a 10-storey block which costs up to R74 000 per month to rent. The facility has a five-metre-high perimeter fence, a double gate, 24-hour entrance security, a spa, and a restaurant.
The rowdy young Mugabes have reportedly moved to a similar facility within the area. Never mind a spa and a restaurant, this new place will need a priest and a handful of psalms.