(dis)Grace Mugabe evicts hundreds of farmers to build, wait for it… Mugabe Park!

Crazy Gracie is at it again. Not one to be content with slithering up the political ladder and bathing in all the cash her government makes from their questionable business ventures with Russia; she’s decided that land grabs are her new favorite thing.

The farmers were forced off the Anold Farm East of Harare without alternative accommodation or anywhere to go really. Well, they’ll probably just go to the border and end up in South Africa to be honest.

(dis)Grace has been seizing land for some time now and, despite Zimbabwean laws — lol, yeah, we used the L word in the same sentence as Zimbabwe — stopping any individual from owning more than one farm, she’s got quite a few.

In a futile attempt at enforcing what they call law over there, Zimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights, a non-profit — of course — organisation, has made some of their experts available to fight the evictions.

Meanwhile, Bob blamed Britain and the US, shrugged and said, “women, whatcha gonna do?”