It’s summer in Cape Town and that means the Cape Doctor is here. How is this even summer? Isn’t wind supposed to happen in winter?
You’ve known this wind for years, but you swear it gets worse every year. Is that the roof going? Seriously, it’s rattling a little louder than usual, it must be going.
…and coming back to find washing everywhere but on the line. Not even quadruple pegging is going to stop your knickers from landing up in your neighbour’s backyard.
Why did you even think that it was a good idea to wear a dress?
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Seriously, why bother? Not even super-strength hair gel is gonna hold that shit.
You’re sure it blows worse here than anywhere else.
The gusts will get you. Every. Single. Time.
They don’t know the struggle.