30 Hilariously funny tweets about the Olympics… so far
The 2016 Olympics are well on its way, Twitter’s been on fire. Check it out:
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The Olympics is brilliant, you watch physically glorious humans whilst sat on your sofa, covered in crisps, screaming GO ON BE BETTER
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 6, 2016
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How bad is the tape delay?
The Olympics ended 2 weeks ago.— andy lassner (@andylassner) August 7, 2016
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Self-image while watching Olympics pic.twitter.com/tCYeTpQd0N
— Jocelyn Plums (@ColoradoUgly) August 7, 2016
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My favorite thing about the Olympics is the expertise everyone suddenly has for diving.
"Oh no… That was too much splash."— Sachin Sahel – Chief VerSachin (@Sachin_Sahel) August 7, 2016
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Some gymnastics dude on TV just perfectly landed a triple lindy, and I can't even stand up from pooping without falling forward.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) August 8, 2016
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When you're the real Slim Shady but someone else stood up. pic.twitter.com/CtQTu7FXEa
— Brend@n (@ChiBDM) August 9, 2016
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*watching The Olympics*
I could probably do that if I practiced
*watching auctioneer*
wow I could never talk that fast in a million years
— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) August 8, 2016
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Watching Olympics proves I shouldn't be on a jury cause it only takes 30 seconds of back story for me to root for someone unconditionally
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) August 8, 2016
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A 41 year old gymnast is competing in her 7th Olympics. I just texted my son and offered him $5 to come downstairs and hand me the remote.
— eric (@ericsshadow) August 8, 2016
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In the horse stuff in the Olympics, do the horses get medals? They should get big medals on massive ribbons that go round their necks.
— Huw (@ed_son) August 7, 2016
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Just waiting for Shrek to come out of the swamp that is the Rio diving pool!#Rio2016 #diving #GreenPool #BBCRio2016 pic.twitter.com/EzMsohFBzJ
— Grant Rivers ?️? (@SnowAndBeach) August 9, 2016
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[me swimming at the Olympics]
*dives in*
*immediately gets out and towels off*
The water is too cold— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 8, 2016
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Would someone go to the kitchen and bring me some Doritos? I'm busy yelling at world class Olympic athletes to swim faster.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 7, 2016
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Thank goodness the commenter pointed out that the athletes came to the Olympics to win. Cleared up a lot of confusion for me.
— CatherineLMK (@CatherineLMK) August 8, 2016
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McDonalds is an official sponsor of the Olympics, which is why I think Ronald McDonald should be putting the medals around athletes' necks.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 7, 2016
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If only there was an event at the #Olympics where you dive into a pool of lime green @HartleysJelly! Oh, hang on… pic.twitter.com/LEdye5Idhb
— Derek Jones (@Degsy_DJ) August 9, 2016
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I'm guessing 20 years from now, there will be no more medals at the Olympics and everyone will get a gold star so no one has hurt feelings.
— Joel (@joeljeffrey) August 7, 2016
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There is a 41 year female gymnast in her 7th Olympics. The only thing I've been doing that long is watching Cops.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) August 8, 2016
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if the olympics had better organisational skills the torch would already be lit and they wouldn't need to run it in at the last minute.
— Colley (@JamColley) August 8, 2016
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Everyone competing in the Olympics should be on steroids. That way we get to see everyone at their best & absolute angriest.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 7, 2016
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Olympics has started. Time to get really into a sport I'd forgotten even existed.
— Jack Whitehall (@jackwhitehall) August 6, 2016
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hope one of the spectators running alongside the #roadrace is shouting 'I'D LIKE TO ADD YOU TO MY PROFESSIONAL NETWORK ON LINKEDIN' #Rio2016
— Duncan Gates (@Duncan_Gates) August 6, 2016
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*watching the Olympics
I can do that
*pulls a muscle from opening another beer
— ?Mattzilla™️? (@mattZillaaaa) August 7, 2016
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I love when Olympics announcers create "bad boy" back stories for athletes like theyre not all obsessed nerds who just practice all day
— erin "auld lang" ryan (@morninggloria) August 7, 2016
