20 Hilarious theories on how God created animals

It was definitely a very creative process.

08-07-2016 11:16

Ever wondered why a spider looks the way it does or a frog or any animal for that matter? Some animals definitely look very… peculiar, wouldn’t you say?

Some Twitter users decided to give some insight on how they think animals were created:

The Parrot:

How Animals Were Created — TheDreamGhoul

2. The Jellyfish:

3. Seahorses:

4. Snakes:

5. The Peacock

6. Pandas:

7. Dogs:

8. Bees:

9. Mosquitoes:

10. The Praying Mantis:

11. Horses:

[god inventing horses]
make a sexy donkey

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 17, 2016

12. Ducks:

[god, creating ducks]

Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know

— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2015

13. Bats:

[god making bats]
GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
ANGEL: um
GOD:
ANGEL: god?
GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot

— Jackson (@yungshepherdboy) March 10, 2015

14. Whales:

[god creating whales]
"I want a fat blue piece of shit with a 20ft dick and it sings underwater. Also get me a beer. No wait five beers"

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) December 16, 2015

15. Raccoons:

16. Hippo’s:

[God inventing the hippo]

How bout a fat horse that's always trying to sneak up on you in a pool pic.twitter.com/OadbNojhqQ

— tater tot bros (@thetits) March 7, 2016

17. The Hedgehog:

https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/717397737726054400

18. The Octopus:

[creating octopus]
GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands
ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones..
GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things

— huntigula (@huntigula) June 22, 2016

19. Cats:

https://twitter.com/emerylord/status/743898302446473216

20. Chihuahuas: