Ever wondered why a spider looks the way it does or a frog or any animal for that matter? Some animals definitely look very… peculiar, wouldn’t you say?
Some Twitter users decided to give some insight on how they think animals were created:
2. The Jellyfish:
5. The Peacock
10. The Praying Mantis:
[god inventing horses]
make a sexy donkey
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) June 17, 2016
[god, creating ducks]
Just like put a surfboard mouth on a big pigeon and make it like a loud idiot. I don't know
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 15, 2015
[god making bats]
GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
— jack (@yungshepherdboy) March 10, 2015
[god creating whales]
"I want a fat blue piece of shit with a 20ft dick and it sings underwater. Also get me a beer. No wait five beers"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 16, 2015
[God inventing the hippo]
How bout a fat horse that's always trying to sneak up on you in a pool pic.twitter.com/OadbNojhqQ
— tater tot bros (@thetits) March 7, 2016
17. The Hedgehog:
[god drunk, inventing hedgehog]
so cute but u can't cuddle it cuz, prickly quills or whatever, hahaha
[passes out] pic.twitter.com/h1o4Tn4Z65
— beth, an alien® (@bourgeoisalien) April 5, 2016
18. The Octopus:
GOD: Give it 8 super strong arms & hands
ANGEL: uh, we're out of bones..
GOD: 8 weird floppy arms w/ suction cup things
— huntigula (@huntigula) June 22, 2016
God, making cats: black! white! stripes!
Jesus: no i need a fancy one
God: …ok, this one has socks.
God: …tuxedo. done.
— emery lord (@emerylord) June 17, 2016
*god making chihuahuas* how bout a big nervous wall-eyed rat
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) April 6, 2016