Photo: Trevor Noah / Twitter
Sjoe, our thoughts are with the Royal Family at this difficult time: Trevor Noah delivered a spicy opening monologue at the Grammys on Sunday…
Photo: Trevor Noah / Twitter
Insurrectionists, cocaine users… and even Boris Johnson: No-one was safe when Trevor Noah delivered his opening monologue at the Grammys on Sunday evening. The event, which took place overnight, was hosted in a huge open-air tent in Los Angeles – and was punctuated by a set of coronavirus restrictions.
In true Trevor Noah style, he made light work of the Royal Family, a year of being stuck on Zoom, and even the host city itself. The Soweto-born superstar took no prisoners in a speedy opening monologue, which has already drawn praise and laughter from the critics.
We’ve clubbed together the five stand-out quotes from the iconic, curtain-raising speech. Look, we knew our boy was going to come through in style, but his side-splitting quips caught everyone by surprise:
“This is not a Zoom background, right, this is real. My uncle isn’t gonna walk behind me naked, even though I told him I was having an important meeting. That’s not gonna happen tonight.”
“As you can see here, we are outside. We get to enjoy the great Los Angeles air, which I know maybe as dangerous as COVID, but we’re willing to take the risk. Tonight is going to be the biggest outdoor event this year – besides the storming of the Capitol.”
“Nominees [will be seated at tables in the same area] during their categories, noting that there will be more tension in that tent than at a family reunion at Buckingham Palace.”
“This is going to be the rare awards show where the white stuff going up peoples’ noses are cotton swabs. Very safe.”
“It’s crazy to think that someone that talented and handsome as Harry Styles is from the same place as Boris Johnson.”
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— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) March 15, 2021